ZOYA Cafe Creams Fall 2022 Collection Nail Lacquer Swatches + Review

Did you know that when I first started blogging, I did so under the blog title Cafe Fashionista? With a former moniker like that, it was inevitable that I would feel weak in the knees over ZOYA's Cafe Creams Fall 2022 Collection Nail Lacquer Collection. Ladies, this is a collection that all coffee-loving hearts will swoon over, offering everything from dark roast-inspired shades to caramel iced coffee colors. Bonus: they all work brilliantly for the fall into winter months. Let's dive in to the yummy!

Ophelia is a Blackened Brown Creme. Y'all this color is sending me for spooky season. No joke. Ophelia is a moody blackened brown creme that gives me rich espresso and horror movie vibes. This bad boy is such a dream to work with - we're talking flawless application, and one of the best no chips, no tipwear shades in the history of nail polish. Seriously. If you dig dark, this babe needs to be added to your collection immediately! This is 2 coats.

Bonnie is a Sheer Rose Gold Topper. Can we just take a moment to swoon over how majestic this beauty is?! Bonnie is a luminous sheer rose gold topper that will make you sparkle with each flick of your fingertips. This beauty can be worn alone {a la moi}, or as a topper {how stunning would she look over a mauve or nude for fall?!}. Regardless of how you wear her, she is a standout that will gain you compliments galore with her sparkling persona and long-lasting wear time {5 days for me with 0 chips or tipwear}. If you find sparkle simply irresistible, you need this babe in your life! This is 3 coats.

Remington is a Rosewood Brown Creme. When I say that this shade on the nail, compared to this shade in the bottle, was a surprise, we are talking straight facts. Remington is a cozy sweater type of color that brings Thanksgiving vibes to the table. NGL, I def thought this one was going to be more mauve-y than it actually was; instead, I found that the undertones leaned more reddish plum, which darkened the overall look. Still a pretty shade for the season; but not my fave in the collection. This is 2 coats.

Biscuit is a Milky Brown Mocha Creme. Le sigh...I fell for brown cremes last fall, and this shade is bringing all of those feels back again. Biscuit is a fall on your fingertips type of shade that brings all of the apple cider drinking, pumpkin patch visiting, oversized sweater vibes to your tips. Formula is easy, breezy, beautiful - applying effortlessly, and lasting for days upon days. If you're looking for a shade to get your autumn started, this babe is it! This is 2 coats.

Kahula is a Gingerbread Brown Creme. Another week, another brown beauty to share with all of you lovelies. But seriously...what better way to both welcome December and say au revoir to November than with a yummy gingerbread shade?! Kahula is a spicy shade that is ever so slightly deeper than her mocha brown baby sis, Biscuit; but identical when it comes to fabulous formula. This one applies beautifully; drying in what feels like mere moments, and staying in place without chips or tipwear for days. This may be one of my new faves for holiday baking events {cookie swap party anyone?}! This is 2 coats.

Constance is a Plum Creme. Spotted...at the steps of the Met... With a name like Constance, I couldn't resist the opportunity to give a shoutout to Gossip Girl. #iykyk Constance is a posh plum creme that is absolutely giving me life! This one is positively perfect for fall to winter wear {and everything in between TBH}. Formula for this beauty is every bit as decadent as the color. Bonus: this bad boy earned me loads of compliments from my kinders! Obsessed! This is 2 coats.

AVAILABILITY: ZOYA.